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What Would You Do If You Lost A Million Dollars?

Genres

Comedy

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Two friends, Al and Max, decide to spend the weekend fishing, during which, amid an incomprehensible noise, a briefcase full of dollars suddenly appears at the end of Al's fishing line. A boss who has lost a million dollars can't calm down, and his two bodyguards have to find a case within 48 hours. In the pursuit of money, the bandits work out various scenarios, forcing Al and Max to participate in this whole nightmare – an attempt to rob a bank, participation in a drug deal.

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Budget

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Revenue

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Status

Released

Original Language

Russian

Runtime

115 mins

Rating

4.083/10

Release Date

01 January 2004

Country

Russia

Cast

Michael Madsen

Michael Madsen

Boss

Yuliya Zinovyeva

Yuliya Zinovyeva

Singer

Alexander Karpov

Alexander Karpov

Body 1

Alexey A. Petrukhin

Alexey A. Petrukhin

Body 2

Dmitriy Burkhankin

Dmitriy Burkhankin

Al

Pyotr Fyodorov

Pyotr Fyodorov

Max

Tatyana Vasileva

Tatyana Vasileva

Business Lady

Aleksei Zharkov

Aleksei Zharkov

Master

Aleksandr Semchev

Aleksandr Semchev

Customs Officer

Igor Jijikine

Igor Jijikine

'Rabid'

Olesya Sudzilovskaya

Olesya Sudzilovskaya

Stripper / Head of the FSKN

Aleksei Kravchenko

Aleksei Kravchenko

Head of the FSKN's Assistant

Gerbert Morales

Gerbert Morales

Papa De

Anna Chipovskaya

Anna Chipovskaya

'Paganini'

Aleksandr Pashkovskiy

Aleksandr Pashkovskiy

Man in the Hat

Mikhail Popov

Mikhail Popov

Road Worker

Pavel Kassinskiy

Pavel Kassinskiy

'Ghoul'

Natalya Tetenova

Natalya Tetenova

Female Pimp

Yuriy Dumchev

Yuriy Dumchev

'Gorilla'

Vladimir Bolshov

Vladimir Bolshov

Locksmith

Roman Kryukov

Roman Kryukov

Locksmith

Dmitriy Persin

Dmitriy Persin

Locksmith

Maxim Makarov

Maxim Makarov

Locksmith

Igor Gasparyan

Igor Gasparyan

'Hawaika'

Yelena Kotelnikova

Yelena Kotelnikova

Librarian

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