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If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat

If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat

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"If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat" is an intimate meditation on the subversive nature of goats and their effect on the people who spend time with them. Centered on the story of the legendary Goat Man - a nomadic figure who spent most of his life walking the roads of Georgia with a wagon pulled by a herd of goats - this experimental documentary weaves together an interview with a goat farmer, footage of the daily rituals Johnson enacted with her own herd, and a poem about the Goat Man’s experimental and spectacular life.

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Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

10 mins

Rating

0/10

Release Date

01 January 2014

Country

United States of America

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