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Stealing Rembrandt
Stealing Rembrandt

Stealing Rembrandt

They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it

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Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

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Budget

$3000000

Revenue

$59466

Status

Released

Original Language

Danish

Runtime

109 mins

Rating

6/10

Release Date

17 May 2003

Country

Denmark

Cast

Lars Brygmann

Lars Brygmann

Mick

Jakob Cedergren

Jakob Cedergren

Tom

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Kenneth

Nicolas Bro

Nicolas Bro

Jimmy

Sonja Richter

Sonja Richter

Trine

Paprika Steen

Paprika Steen

Charlotte

Gordon Kennedy

Gordon Kennedy

Christian

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Kiosk Karsten

Søren Pilmark

Søren Pilmark

Ole Ernst

Ole Ernst

Ulf Pilgaard

Ulf Pilgaard

Mogens Holm

Mogens Holm

Niels Andersen

Niels Andersen

Patrick O'Kane

Patrick O'Kane

Martin Wenner

Martin Wenner

Søren Poppel

Søren Poppel

Michael Fabricius Sand

Michael Fabricius Sand

John Martinus

John Martinus

Jeppe Kaas

Jeppe Kaas

Anne Sofie Espersen

Anne Sofie Espersen

Søren Thomsen

Søren Thomsen

Merete Nørgaard

Merete Nørgaard

Lars Phister

Lars Phister

Thomas Gammeltoft

Thomas Gammeltoft

David Bateson

David Bateson

Kenth Rosenberg

Kenth Rosenberg

Toshihito Inoue

Toshihito Inoue

Morten Lundholm

Morten Lundholm

Yuesong Fan

Yuesong Fan

Asger Gottlieb

Asger Gottlieb

Lotte Mejlhede

Lotte Mejlhede

Lasse Rimmer

Lasse Rimmer

Pascal Lubrano

Pascal Lubrano

Paw Eriksen

Paw Eriksen

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

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