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Gospel of Ted

Gospel of Ted

Ted Serious

Genres

ComedyAdventureMystery

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Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

96 mins

Rating

0/10

Release Date

25 August 2022

Country

United States of America

Cast

Breanna Foister

Breanna Foister

Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor

Joe Worthen

Joe Worthen

Harry Shumway

Paul Kaufmann

Paul Kaufmann

Ted

Jesse Hamlin

Jesse Hamlin

Carther Graham

Seven James

Seven James

Palmer

Hiren Patel

Hiren Patel

Daniel

Jason Walter

Jason Walter

Stephen

Jeff Benninghofen

Jeff Benninghofen

Hank

Ryan Adams

Ryan Adams

Sex Offender

Ty Rabideau

Ty Rabideau

Mooky

Key Symone

Key Symone

Jenni

Malik “Big Leak” Smith

Malik “Big Leak” Smith

Jonathan

Anna Lynn Hollemann

Anna Lynn Hollemann

Samantha

Tom Harrison

Tom Harrison

Bartender

Kathryn Ballou

Kathryn Ballou

Miss Nancy

Eric Martinez

Eric Martinez

Mark

Fred Rumler

Fred Rumler

Hoyt Slocum Sr.

Pilar Benjamin

Pilar Benjamin

Nurse

Jinna Kim

Jinna Kim

Naomi

Kellen Cuttance

Kellen Cuttance

The Recruiter

Robin F. Baker

Robin F. Baker

The Executive

Michael Smallwood

Michael Smallwood

Ken Fowler

Zach Ball

Zach Ball

The Extorter

Kenny Keen

Kenny Keen

Hunter

John Mark Brooks

John Mark Brooks

Willy

Solomon Debreaux

Solomon Debreaux

Security Guard

Amber Barnes

Amber Barnes

Attendant

Joseph Stewart

Joseph Stewart

Reporter

Montrez Middleton

Montrez Middleton

Reporter

Kyle Downs

Kyle Downs

Luke

Michael McCrary

Michael McCrary

Home Buyer

Trey Thomas

Trey Thomas

Home Buyer

Clover Heinzmann

Clover Heinzmann

Child on Playground

Rye Heinzmann

Rye Heinzmann

Child on Playground

Stacey Gaskin

Stacey Gaskin

Restaurant Patron

Harry Brancheau

Harry Brancheau

Restaurant Patron

Belle Jones

Belle Jones

Restaurant Patron

Kim Marchbanks

Kim Marchbanks

Restaurant Patron

Lu Wixon

Lu Wixon

Restaurant Patron

Emily Tynan McDaniel

Emily Tynan McDaniel

Hoyt Slocum, Jr.

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