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Church Sessions
Church Sessions

Church Sessions

This church aint gonna session itself!

Genres

Comedy

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Ex Pimp on his third strike have to change careers in a hurry so he decides to open up a church to bring in easy cash. He hired his closest of friends to help him run it; but little do he knows that one or some of them have an agenda of their own.

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Budget

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Revenue

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Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

79 mins

Rating

0/10

Release Date

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Country

United States of America

Cast

Alonzo Brock

Alonzo Brock

Pastor

Alexis Baca

Alexis Baca

Gosspier

Kylee Nicole Peck

Kylee Nicole Peck

Laura

Kiani Kennedy

Kiani Kennedy

Doris

Dorryl Barnes Jr.

Dorryl Barnes Jr.

Darryl

Brandon Meyer

Brandon Meyer

Police Officer

Cue Jackson

Cue Jackson

Jeanette

Andrew Johnson

Andrew Johnson

Brother James

Jazzie Davis

Jazzie Davis

Bridgette

Roberto Font-Andino

Roberto Font-Andino

Gary

Neek Johnson

Neek Johnson

Carol

Gadainson Nelson

Gadainson Nelson

Deacon Brown

Jesse Thomas Burns Kraics

Jesse Thomas Burns Kraics

Micheal

Ashlie Kerr

Ashlie Kerr

Church Member #7

Sharon Mckay Jackson

Sharon Mckay Jackson

Rita

Domininque Danner

Domininque Danner

Sister Shirley

Chrissy CL

Chrissy CL

Charlene

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