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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

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ComedyDrama

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

113 mins

Rating

6/10

Release Date

24 January 2025

Country

United States of America

Cast

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Linda

Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

Ivy Wolk

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

Manu Narayan

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Eva Kornet

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty

Ella Beatty

Kate

Helen Hong

Helen Hong

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Josh Pais

Josh Pais

Brad

Ronald Bronstein

Ronald Bronstein

Caroline’s Husband

Laurence Blum

Laurence Blum

Police Officer

Lark White

Lark White

Vanessa

Amy Judd Lieberman

Amy Judd Lieberman

Melanie

Char Sidney

Char Sidney

Nurse

Jodi Michelle Pynn

Jodi Michelle Pynn

Nurse

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Father (uncredited)

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