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SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE
SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE

SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE

The Sunday school teacher is out. Good thing a substitute is available: Satan!

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SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is an animated documentary. Join Satan as he shares Bible secrets, secrets the students' pastor learned at Christian seminary but is afraid to share. Thankfully, Satan's not afraid of losing his job. Satan has amassed an impressive list of biblical scholars ready to reveal the "standard stuff" taught in Christian seminaries: Bart Ehrman (UNC Chapel Hill), John J. Collins (Yale), Dale Allison (Princeton Seminary), Susan Niditch (Amherst), Ron Hendel (UC Berkeley), and Hector Avalos (Iowa State). This is established seminary curriculum about biblical history, biblical morals, authorship claims, and early Christianity — a curriculum never shared with the congregation. Darkly comedic, but thoroughly researched, SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is a fascinating journey into the secrets of the world's best-selling book.

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Budget

$56000

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

86 mins

Rating

10/10

Release Date

26 December 2023

Country

United States of America

Cast

Tim Johnson

Tim Johnson

Satan

Jay Tilles

Jay Tilles

Jesus

Jesse Langley

Jesse Langley

Pastor Mark

Peter Zerneck

Peter Zerneck

Abraham

Peter Zerneck

Peter Zerneck

Paul

Peter Zerneck

Peter Zerneck

Israel

Peter Zerneck

Peter Zerneck

Pharaoh

Peter Zerneck

Peter Zerneck

Canaanite 4

Peter Zerneck

Peter Zerneck

Disciple 1

Alex Castro

Alex Castro

Canaanite 3

Bart D. Ehrman

Bart D. Ehrman

Self

John J. Collins

John J. Collins

Self

Hector Avalos

Hector Avalos

Self

Susan Niditch

Susan Niditch

Self

Ronald Hendel

Ronald Hendel

Self

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