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A Ballad of Blood and Bones

A Ballad of Blood and Bones

Skeletons, Goblins, Knights, and the second coming of Jesus Christ

Genres

ComedyFantasyAnimation

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In a huge fantasy world, two goblins miss the biggest events of their lifetime; the second coming of Jesus Christ, the big football match and the thousand year war. Despite the fact it’s taking place right outside the window of their grimy apartment.

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Budget

$2351

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

11 mins

Rating

10/10

Release Date

16 May 2024

Country

United Kingdom

Cast

Joe Capella

Joe Capella

Lin

Daniel Toulson

Daniel Toulson

Gob

Andy McQuaker

Andy McQuaker

Knight

Simon G Craig

Simon G Craig

Jesus Christ

Mark Brisbourne

Mark Brisbourne

Referee

Lauren Ward

Lauren Ward

Narrator

Maisy Dodd

Maisy Dodd

Witch

Pheonix Stanbury

Pheonix Stanbury

Witch

Lewis Rowett

Lewis Rowett

Witch

Arya Tajdar-Vernon

Arya Tajdar-Vernon

Viking

Sean Nottingham

Sean Nottingham

Viking

Oliver Nottingham

Oliver Nottingham

Viking

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