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No Sex Please - We're British
No Sex Please - We're British

No Sex Please - We're British

Genres

Comedy

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A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Others

Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

88 mins

Rating

5/10

Release Date

25 July 1973

Country

United Kingdom

Cast

Ronnie Corbett

Ronnie Corbett

Brian Runnicles

Beryl Reid

Beryl Reid

Bertha Hunter

Arthur Lowe

Arthur Lowe

Mr. Leslie Bromley

Ian Ogilvy

Ian Ogilvy

David Hunter

Susan Penhaligon

Susan Penhaligon

Penny Hunter

Michael Bates

Michael Bates

Mr. Arnold Needham

Cheryl Hall

Cheryl Hall

Daphne Martin

David Swift

David Swift

Inspector Paul

Deryck Guyler

Deryck Guyler

Park Keeper

Valerie Leon

Valerie Leon

Susan

Margaret Nolan

Margaret Nolan

Barbara

Gerald Sim

Gerald Sim

Reverend John Mower

Michael Robbins

Michael Robbins

Car Driver

Frank Thornton

Frank Thornton

Glass Shop Manager

Michael Ripper

Michael Ripper

Traffic Warden

Lloyd Lamble

Lloyd Lamble

American Man

Mavis Villiers

Mavis Villiers

American Lady

Sydney Bromley

Sydney Bromley

Rag & Bone Man

John Bindon

John Bindon

Pete Hunter

Stephen Greif

Stephen Greif

Niko

Brian Wilde

Brian Wilde

Policeman

Eric Longworth

Eric Longworth

Man with Lighter

Edward Sinclair

Edward Sinclair

Postman

Fred Griffiths

Fred Griffiths

Delivery Man

Lucy Griffiths

Lucy Griffiths

Spinster Lady

John Scott Martin

John Scott Martin

White Line Workman

Robin Askwith

Robin Askwith

Baker's Delivery Man

Bart Allison

Bart Allison

Council Workman

Joe Reah

Joe Reah

Drum Major

Jack Arrow

Jack Arrow

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Pauline Chamberlain

Pauline Chamberlain

Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Victor Harrington

Victor Harrington

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Walter Henry

Walter Henry

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Fred Machon

Fred Machon

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Pam Rose

Pam Rose

Bank Teller (uncredited)

Guy Standeven

Guy Standeven

Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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