Killing Mary Sue

The Hebrew Hammer

December 2003 •English

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

Action World

April 2010 •English

In the future year of 2013 the planet has fallen into perpetual chaos. Civilization has broken down into two factions, those who seek power through violence and corruption and those who fight back against the moral decay. One of these crime lords, Calypso, has begun preparations for world domination, but a small faction of peacekeepers known as the Bravo Squad are ready to take him out of the game.

The Cocaine-Over

February 2025 •English

Calvin, a millennial burnout, wakes up hungover on his couch to his estranged mother, Bambi, standing over him before strapping a brick of cocaine to his chest and sending him on a strange odyssey.

Peace and quiet: Fast Pants, Tight Cars

June 2004 •English

The highly anticipated next installment to Peace and Quiet

Peace and Quiet: Dr Genius & the Secret Agent Formula

May 2000 •English

When the formula to create a super secret agent is stolen from Dr. Genius, it’s left up to special agents Julian Pearce and Frank Quiet to get it back.

Flushed

June 2024 •Dutch

Pirates

May 1986 •English

The adventures of pirate Captain Red and his first mate Frog.

Selfie

Invalid date •English

A PG-13 action comedy that embodies MEAN GIRLS in a Tarantino tone targeting the centennial market that will encapsulate and define the pop culture of our decade, with the feel of Ryan Murphy's SCREAM QUEENS.

The Crimson Pirate

September 1952 •English

Burt Lancaster plays a pirate with a taste for intrigue and acrobatics who involves himself in the goings on of a revolution in the Caribbean in the late 1700s. A light hearted adventure involving prison breaks, an oddball scientist, sailing ships, naval fights and tons of swordplay.

Killers

June 2010 •English

When an elite assassin marries a beautiful computer whiz after a whirlwind romance, he gives up the gun and settles down with his new bride. That is, until he learns that someone from his past has put a contract out on his life.

Knight and Day

June 2010 •English

A fugitive couple goes on a glamorous and sometimes deadly adventure where nothing and no one – even themselves – are what they seem. Amid shifting alliances and unexpected betrayals, they race across the globe, with their survival ultimately hinging on the battle of truth vs. trust.

Loose Cannons

Invalid date •English

Two unhinged police officers are forced to partner up after their precincts merge, and they take on cases no one else can handle.

Yes, Madam!

November 1985 •

Two unlucky thieves break into a just murdered man's hotel room and steal his passport with a hidden microfilm wanted by a triad boss. Two ass-kicking women cops—one Chinese, one British—are on the case.

Newsies

February 2017 •English

A week in the life of the exploited, child newspaper sellers in turn-of-the-century New York. When their publisher, Joseph Pulitzer, tries to squeeze a little more profit out of their labours, they organize a strike, only to be confronted with the Pulitzer's hard-ball tactics.

Getaway

Invalid date •English

Kevin Stanwell is an actor famous for being the mascot for erectile dysfunction ads. With his marriage on the rocks, he attempts to salvage the relationship with his wife Suzie by planning a trip for them to the Adirondacks. Kevin recruits his friend Ernie to stage a home invasion to make Kevin look like a hero, but when the plan goes awry, the couple find themselves caught up in a murder investigation.

Breakout

May 1975 •English

A bush pilot is hired for $50,000 to go to Mexico to free an innocent prisoner.

Justice, My Foot!

July 1992 •

An unscrupulous lawyer with an equally eccentric kung-fu sidekick wife tries to bring justice to the court.

Batang Quiapo

October 1986 •Tagalog

In the heart of Manila, a rookie pickpocket crosses paths with Baldo, the so-called "king of pickpockets".

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

April 2024 •English

During World War II, the British Army assigns a group of competent soldiers to carry out a mission against the Nazi forces behind enemy lines... A true story about a secret British WWII organization – the Special Operations Executive. Founded by Winston Churchill, their irregular warfare against the Germans helped to change the course of the war, and gave birth to modern black operations.

We Must Kill Santa Claus

December 2021 •English

Two friends, depressed during the holidays, decide to make the season better by tracking down and murdering Santa Claus.