Massage Parlor '73

Around the world, one massage parlor at a time!

Genres

Comedy

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It’s love at first sight when a handsome journalist gets a massage from a beautiful masseuse. But when he discovers she’s left for a job in an unknown country, he sets off on an adventure that takes him around the globe, one massage parlor at a time!

Others

Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

German

Runtime

87 mins

Rating

3.3/10

Release Date

15 September 1972

Country

Germany

Cast

Lukas Ammann

Maurice

Felix Franchy

Per

Elisabeth Volkmann

Sonja

Ingrid Steeger

Mai Ling Shan

Nipa

Michel Jacot

Bronski

Rosl Mayr

Helene Herz

Josef Moosholzer

Steuerfahnder

Maria Raber

Claire

Dagobert Walter

Mark

Astrid Boner

Georgia Dillans

Rainer Fischer

Hasso Preiß

Steve Wyatt

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