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He Never Touched Me

He Never Touched Me

Genres

Comedy

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Slapstick comedy short about a quarreling couple and a nosy mother-in-law.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

11 mins

Rating

0/10

Release Date

12 February 1917

Country

United States of America

Cast

Jimmy Aubrey

Jimmy Aubrey

A Crafty Lawyer

Hughie Mack

Hughie Mack

A Week (!) -Kneed Husband

Alice Mann

Alice Mann

The Wife

Larry Semon

Larry Semon

Hattie Delaro

Hattie Delaro

The Wife's Strong-Jawed Mother

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