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I'm Not A Hitman
I'm Not A Hitman

I'm Not A Hitman

I'm waiting for you to attack me.

Genres

ComedyCrime

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In the middle of a standoff, two men debate whether one of them might be a hitman.

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Budget

$10

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

4 mins

Rating

0/10

Release Date

21 August 2025

Country

United States of America

Cast

Gabriel de Sa

Gabriel de Sa

Man Walking into the Room

Hudson T. da Silva

Hudson T. da Silva

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