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Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Genres

Comedy

OverView

A mockumentary from the team at "America's Finest News Source" The Onion, which chronicles the life and crimes of Jeffrey Epstein and associates (such as Donald Trump, who promised to release the Epstein Files until he was told he was in them).

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

21 mins

Rating

10/10

Release Date

02 October 2025

Country

United States of America

Cast

Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein

Self (archive footage)

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Self (archive footage)

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