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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The Army Will Never Be The Same

Genres

Comedy

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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Others

Budget

$30000000

Revenue

$103971

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

100 mins

Rating

6.324/10

Release Date

07 November 2008

Country

United States of America

Cast

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin

Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena

Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri

Cheri Oteri

Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs

Gary Grubbs

Captain Greer

Bryce Johnson

Bryce Johnson

Derek O'Grady

Floriana Tullio

Floriana Tullio

Camille

Katie Chonacas

Katie Chonacas

Amber

Andy Milonakis

Andy Milonakis

Joe Kidd

Jennifer Finley

Jennifer Finley

Dolores

Katherine Owens

Katherine Owens

Stylist

Kurt Fuller

Kurt Fuller

Cousin Barry

James Harlon Palmer

James Harlon Palmer

Junior Agent (uncredited)

Desiree Page

Desiree Page

Private Hammaori Sister

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