Movies

HomeMoviesSearchTV SeriesBookmarksView Source
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

The Power of Jesus Impales You!

Genres

ActionComedyHorror

OverView

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

Others

Budget

$100000

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

85 mins

Rating

4.86/10

Release Date

10 June 2001

Country

Canada

Cast

Phil Caracas

Phil Caracas

Jesus Christ

Murielle Varhelyi

Murielle Varhelyi

Maxine Schreck

Maria Moulton

Maria Moulton

Mary Magnum

Tim Devries

Tim Devries

Father Eustace

Ian Driscoll

Ian Driscoll

Johnny Golgatha

Josh Grace

Josh Grace

Dr. Praetorious

Tracy Lance

Tracy Lance

Gloria Oddbottom

Glen Jones

Glen Jones

Father Alban

Mike Funk

Mike Funk

Danny Sabbath

Lucky Ron

Lucky Ron

Blind Jimmy Leper

Johnny Vegas

Johnny Vegas

Self

Jeff Moffet

Jeff Moffet

Santos

Ivan Freud

Ivan Freud

Narrator

Erica Murton

Erica Murton

Maggie

Alex Godin

Alex Godin

Father Avellino

Shelly Pederson

Shelly Pederson

Woman Blessed on the Beach

Thetis Bernard

Thetis Bernard

Beach Vampire #1

Adel Croteau

Adel Croteau

Beach Vampire #2

Karen Friis

Karen Friis

Dancing Angel #1

Marlene Friis

Marlene Friis

Dancing Angel #2

Guen Douglas

Guen Douglas

Dancing Angel #3

Sarah Levitin

Sarah Levitin

Dancing Angel #4

Eva Colpaart

Eva Colpaart

Dancing Angel #5

Ranita Raggo

Ranita Raggo

The Straight Shooters Waitress

Christopher R. Bugg

Christopher R. Bugg

Atheist #1

Ean Murphy

Ean Murphy

Atheist #2

Graham Collins

Graham Collins

Allegro Clerk

Elinor Quesnel

Elinor Quesnel

Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1

Christine Demarbre

Christine Demarbre

The Screaming Lesbian

Andy Smith

Andy Smith

The Bishop

Marc Charron

Marc Charron

The Cop

Jose Sanchez

Jose Sanchez

The Transvestite

Sophie

Sophie

Fifi the Dog

Jay Stone

Jay Stone

God (voice)

Lyn Guerin

Lyn Guerin

Photographer #2

Alana Ragbir

Alana Ragbir

Photographer #3

Stu Hutchings

Stu Hutchings

Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard

Rayna Farr-Dutchin

Rayna Farr-Dutchin

The Little Blind Girl

Harry Knuckles

Harry Knuckles

Himself

Jenny Coutts

Jenny Coutts

Virgin Mary

Nancy Riehle

Nancy Riehle

Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2

Milo

Milo

The Deaf Lesbian Dog

Mark Cayer

Mark Cayer

Worshipper

Olga Chrzanowska

Olga Chrzanowska

Worshipper

Eric Demarbre

Eric Demarbre

Hockey Jersey Atheist

Miles Finlayson

Miles Finlayson

Atheist

Stephanie Halin

Stephanie Halin

Lesbian Vampire

Claudia Jurt

Claudia Jurt

Misty Winters

Yves Macra

Yves Macra

The limo driver

Jason McMaster

Jason McMaster

Atheist 1

Karm Parker

Karm Parker

Atheist #6

Mark Pollesel

Mark Pollesel

Dancer

Steve Sauve

Steve Sauve

Pedestrian, Homeless Person

Casey Tourangeau

Casey Tourangeau

Singer, Musical Scene

Petr Maur

Petr Maur

Photographer #1

Similar Movies

6.1

Airplane II: The Sequel

December 1982 •English

A faulty computer causes a passenger space shuttle to head straight for the sun, and man-with-a-past Ted Striker must save the day and get the shuttle back on track – again – all the while trying to patch up his relationship with Elaine.

7.0

Gucha!

November 2006 •Serbian

Juliet, a white girl, falls in love with a dark-skinned romeo, a divine trumpet player from the Roma orchestra. But her father Satchmo doesn't accept Romeo. Romeo needs to fight for Juliet at the legendary Festival of the trumpeters in Gucha.

4.1

Hangin' Out

February 1983 •German

The pert Tina is sick of school and the muff in her Bavarian village. She wants to go with Tino - attendant of a visiting auto-scooter - who has to leave the place for dubious reasons. However he lets her down and leaves alone. Now Tina persuades fellow student Robby, who has a crush on her, to take her on a random trip with his motor-scooter. It seems only to be a matter of time until he realizes that she's just using him to follow her boyfriend - or will the shy Robby manage to win her heart on their chaotic journey?

2.7

Feel the Motion

July 1985 •German

Young Tina has a big dream, she wants to become a successful pop singer. That's why she tries her luck in the music show 'Formel Eins'. There she meets all kinds of stars like Falco, Meat Loaf, Die Toten Hosen and Pia Zadora and of course the presenter Ingolf Lück. The result is a colorful mix-up and the question arises as to whether Tina can make her dream come true.

5.0

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

October 1978 •English

After a wave of reports of mysterious attacks involving people and pets being eaten by the traditionally docile fruit, a special government task force is set up to investigate the violent fruit and put a stop to their murderous spree.

6.1

Big Trouble

April 2002 •English

The story of how a mysterious suitcase brings together, and changes, the lives of a divorced dad, an unhappy housewife, two hitmen, a pair of street thugs, two love struck teens, two FBI men and a psychedelic toad. Based on Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Dave Barry's best-selling first novel, "Big Trouble."

6.8

Richy Guitar

June 1985 •German

5.6

Earth Girls Are Easy

September 1988 •English

In this musical comedy, Valerie is dealing with her philandering fiancé, Ted, when she finds that a trio of aliens have crashed their spaceship into her swimming pool. Once the furry beings are shaved at her girlfriend's salon, the women discover three handsome men underneath. After absorbing the native culture via television, the spacemen are ready to hit the dating scene in 1980s Los Angeles.

6.1

Day Watch

January 2006 •Russian

A man who serves in the war between the forces of Light and Dark comes into possession of a device that can restore life to Moscow, which was nearly destroyed by an apocalyptic event.

6.7

Hairspray

July 2007 •English

Pleasantly plump teenager Tracy Turnblad auditions to be on Baltimore's most popular dance show - The Corny Collins Show - and lands a prime spot. Through her newfound fame, she becomes determined to help her friends and end the racial segregation that has been a staple of the show.

5.9

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

March 1973 •English

Musical version of the story in which Dr. Henry Jekyll experiments with scientific means of revealing the hidden, dark side of man and releases a murderer from within himself.

4.9

Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again

November 1982 •English

While conducting a research experiment intended to bring about an alternative to modern surgery, exhausted Los Angeles surgeon Dr. Daniel Jekyll falls asleep and accidentally inhales the white powders, transforming him into a wildly uninhibited nymphomaniac.

7.0

The Fearless Vampire Killers

November 1967 •English

A noted professor and his dim-witted apprentice fall prey to their inquiring vampires, while on the trail of the ominous damsel in distress.

6.9

42nd Street

March 1933 •English

A producer puts on what may be his last Broadway show, and at the last moment a chorus girl has to replace the star.

7.3

Duck Soup

November 1933 •English

Rufus T. Firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt Freedonia and declares war on neighboring Sylvania over the love of wealthy Mrs. Teasdale.

7.5

Viva Blackpool

June 2006 •English

Ripley is now an ordained minister and owner of the Chapel of Love. He's on a search for the prize that will bring him untold riches - the Jules Rimet trophy. But when glamorous Kitty De-Luxe is jilted at his altar, Ripley falls hopelessly in love.

7.7

The Young Girls of Rochefort

March 1967 •French

Delphine and Solange are two sisters living in Rochefort. Delphine is a dancing teacher and Solange composes and teaches the piano. Maxence is a poet and a painter. He is doing his military service. Simon owns a music shop, he left Paris one month ago to come back where he fell in love 10 years ago. They are looking for love, looking for each other, without being aware that their ideal partner is very close...

6.8

Going Places

March 1974 •French

Two whimsical, aimless thugs harass and assault women, steal, murder, and alternately charm, fight, or sprint their way out of trouble. They take whatever the bourgeoisie holds dear, whether it’s cars, peace of mind, or daughters. Marie-Ange, a jaded, passive hairdresser, joins them as lover, cook, and mother confessor. She’s on her own search for seemingly unattainable sexual pleasure.

6.0

Two Guys from Texas

August 1948 •English

Two vaudevillians on the run from crooks try to pass themselves off as cowboys.

7.3

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

May 1994 •English

Two drag queens and a transgender woman contract to perform a drag show at a resort in Alice Springs, a town in the remote Australian desert. As they head west from Sydney aboard their lavender bus, Priscilla, the three friends come to the forefront of a comedy of errors, encountering a number of strange characters, as well as incidents of homophobia, whilst widening comfort zones and exploring new horizons.