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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

The Power of Jesus Impales You!

Genres

ActionComedyHorror

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The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

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Budget

$100000

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

85 mins

Rating

4.872/10

Release Date

10 June 2001

Country

Canada

Cast

Phil Caracas

Phil Caracas

Jesus Christ

Murielle Varhelyi

Murielle Varhelyi

Maxine Schreck

Maria Moulton

Maria Moulton

Mary Magnum

Tim Devries

Tim Devries

Father Eustace

Ian Driscoll

Ian Driscoll

Johnny Golgatha

Josh Grace

Josh Grace

Dr. Praetorious

Tracy Lance

Tracy Lance

Gloria Oddbottom

Glen Jones

Glen Jones

Father Alban

Mike Funk

Mike Funk

Danny Sabbath

Lucky Ron

Lucky Ron

Blind Jimmy Leper

Johnny Vegas

Johnny Vegas

Self

Jeff Moffet

Jeff Moffet

Santos

Ivan Freud

Ivan Freud

Narrator

Erica Murton

Erica Murton

Maggie

Alex Godin

Alex Godin

Father Avellino

Shelly Pederson

Shelly Pederson

Woman Blessed on the Beach

Thetis Bernard

Thetis Bernard

Beach Vampire #1

Adel Croteau

Adel Croteau

Beach Vampire #2

Karen Friis

Karen Friis

Dancing Angel #1

Marlene Friis

Marlene Friis

Dancing Angel #2

Guen Douglas

Guen Douglas

Dancing Angel #3

Sarah Levitin

Sarah Levitin

Dancing Angel #4

Eva Colpaart

Eva Colpaart

Dancing Angel #5

Ranita Raggo

Ranita Raggo

The Straight Shooters Waitress

Christopher R. Bugg

Christopher R. Bugg

Atheist #1

Ean Murphy

Ean Murphy

Atheist #2

Graham Collins

Graham Collins

Allegro Clerk

Elinor Quesnel

Elinor Quesnel

Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1

Christine Demarbre

Christine Demarbre

The Screaming Lesbian

Andy Smith

Andy Smith

The Bishop

Marc Charron

Marc Charron

The Cop

Jose Sanchez

Jose Sanchez

The Transvestite

Sophie

Sophie

Fifi the Dog

Jay Stone

Jay Stone

God (voice)

Lyn Guerin

Lyn Guerin

Photographer #2

Alana Ragbir

Alana Ragbir

Photographer #3

Stu Hutchings

Stu Hutchings

Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard

Rayna Farr-Dutchin

Rayna Farr-Dutchin

The Little Blind Girl

Harry Knuckles

Harry Knuckles

Himself

Jenny Coutts

Jenny Coutts

Virgin Mary

Nancy Riehle

Nancy Riehle

Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2

Milo

Milo

The Deaf Lesbian Dog

Mark Cayer

Mark Cayer

Worshipper

Olga Chrzanowska

Olga Chrzanowska

Worshipper

Eric Demarbre

Eric Demarbre

Hockey Jersey Atheist

Miles Finlayson

Miles Finlayson

Atheist

Stephanie Halin

Stephanie Halin

Lesbian Vampire

Claudia Jurt

Claudia Jurt

Misty Winters

Yves Macra

Yves Macra

The limo driver

Jason McMaster

Jason McMaster

Atheist 1

Karm Parker

Karm Parker

Atheist #6

Mark Pollesel

Mark Pollesel

Dancer

Steve Sauve

Steve Sauve

Pedestrian, Homeless Person

Casey Tourangeau

Casey Tourangeau

Singer, Musical Scene

Petr Maur

Petr Maur

Photographer #1

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