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Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.

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Budget

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Revenue

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Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

100 mins

Rating

4.6/10

Release Date

27 February 2013

Country

United States of America

Cast

Julie Gonzalo

Chris Keller / Mary Lipinsky

Adam Johnson

Wayne Gretzky

Gary Cole

Arthur Levine

Maclain Nelson

Fred Green

Matt Mattson

Tom Slansky

Bart Johnson

Ted

Alexis Knapp

Samantha

Clare Niederpruem

Janet

Frankie Levangie

Kyle

Jake Van Wagoner

Jared

Renny Grames

Mel

Jason Celaya

Gregor

Maria Kirilenko

Ludmila Pelikhova

Benjamin Horatio Garvis

Barry Pearson

Leanna Pareja

Carly

Saad Al-Enezi

Joe

Hailey Smith

Lisa

Kynan Griffin

Grave Digger

Gavin Bentley

Kevin

Chantel Flanders

Lorainne

Lyndsay Magid

Noelle

Joumana Kidd

Teacher

Brad Johnson

Peter

Rocky Myers

Jerry

Natalie Gourley

Photo Girl

Shannon Engemann

Nurse Lady

Kylee Thurman

Kelly

Toi'ya Leatherwood

Vampire Girl #1

Laura Gardiner

Vampire Girl #2

Katherine Brim

Vampire Girl #3

Jamie Rosquist

Vampire Girl #4

Kaley Victoria Rose

Vampire Girl #5

Katie Sciuto

Vampire Girl #6

Megan Nicole Rees

Student

Alex Denney

The 29th Victim (uncredited)

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