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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

A How-To-Do-It Guide.

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ComedyRomanceScience Fiction

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David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

90 mins

Rating

5.942/10

Release Date

03 September 1999

Country

United States of America

Cast

Mackenzie Astin

Mackenzie Astin

The Male

Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra

The Female

David Hyde Pierce

David Hyde Pierce

The Narrator

Markus Redmond

Markus Redmond

The Male's Friend

Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu

The Female's Asian Friend

Lisa Rotondi

Lisa Rotondi

The Female's Slutty Friend

Sharon Wyatt

Sharon Wyatt

The Male's Mother

Jack Kehler

Jack Kehler

The Male's Father

Leo Rossi

Leo Rossi

The Female's Father

Antonette Saftler

Antonette Saftler

The Female's Mother

Marc Blucas

Marc Blucas

The Female's Ex-Boyfriend

Anne Gee Byrd

Anne Gee Byrd

The Female's Boss

Eric Kushnick

Eric Kushnick

The Female's Brother

Linda Porter

Linda Porter

The Wise Old Woman

Tyler Abugov

Tyler Abugov

The Female's Fantasy Son

Lynn Ann Leveridge

Lynn Ann Leveridge

The Large Female

Adam Abugov

Adam Abugov

The Male as a Cub

William Morts

William Morts

The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend

Noah M. Breedon

Noah M. Breedon

The Baby

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