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Miss March
Miss March

Miss March

After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart... on pages 95-97.

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ComedyRomance

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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.

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Budget

$6000000

Revenue

$4591629

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

90 mins

Rating

5.5/10

Release Date

13 March 2009

Country

United States of America

Cast

Zach Cregger

Zach Cregger

Eugene Bell

Trevor Moore

Trevor Moore

Tucker Cleigh

Raquel Alessi

Raquel Alessi

Cindi Whitehall

Molly Stanton

Molly Stanton

Candace

Craig Robinson

Craig Robinson

Horsedick.MPEG

Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner

Carla Jimenez

Carla Jimenez

Nurse Juanita

Cedric Yarbrough

Cedric Yarbrough

Doctor

Geoff Meed

Geoff Meed

Fireman Rick

Slade Pearce

Slade Pearce

Young Eugene

Remy Thorne

Remy Thorne

Young Tucker

Eve Mauro

Eve Mauro

Vonka

Alexis Raben

Alexis Raben

Katja

Windell Middlebrooks

Windell Middlebrooks

Bouncer #1

Lindsay Schoneweis

Lindsay Schoneweis

Sheila

David Wells

David Wells

Principal

Tanjareen Martin

Tanjareen Martin

Crystal

Britten Kelley

Britten Kelley

Chevonne

Barry Sigismondi

Barry Sigismondi

Mr. Whitehall

Alex Donnelley

Alex Donnelley

Mrs. Whitehall

Josh Fadem

Josh Fadem

Flava Flav Kid

Paul Rogan

Paul Rogan

Mr. Biederman

Kate Luyben

Kate Luyben

Mrs. Biederman

Seth Morris

Seth Morris

Boss

Anthony Jeselnik

Anthony Jeselnik

Director

Niki J. Crawford

Niki J. Crawford

Janine

Bonita Friedericy

Bonita Friedericy

Diner Waitress

Carrie Keagan

Carrie Keagan

Carrie Keagan

Ashley Lomberger

Ashley Lomberger

Beautiful Girl #1

Annie Ilonzeh

Annie Ilonzeh

Beautiful Girl #2

Melissa Ordway

Melissa Ordway

Gorgeous Girl

Jessica Vilchis

Jessica Vilchis

Sexy Girl #1

Lyndsay Haldorson

Lyndsay Haldorson

Sexy Girl #2

Garrett Warren

Garrett Warren

Fireman #2

Chris Gann

Chris Gann

Fireman #4

Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood

Betsy Rue

Betsy Rue

Strawberrius

Madison Riley

Madison Riley

Socialite

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

Quinton Jackson

Sheila Platte

Sheila Platte

Bunny (uncredited)

Francesca Zappitelli

Francesca Zappitelli

Music Video Girl (uncredited)

Deanie Ballard

Deanie Ballard

Posse Member #1

40 Glocc

40 Glocc

Posse Member #2

Michael Busch

Michael Busch

Employee

Ryan Kitley

Ryan Kitley

Waiter

Shark Firestone

Shark Firestone

No Good TV Reporter

Da'Vone McDonald

Da'Vone McDonald

Guard #1

Andre 'Doc' Newman

Andre 'Doc' Newman

Guard #2

Brittany Buckner

Brittany Buckner

Lorraine

Chris Durand

Chris Durand

Fireman #3

Gary J. Wayton

Gary J. Wayton

Fireman #5

Mike Massa

Mike Massa

Fireman #6

Brett A. Jones

Brett A. Jones

Fireman #7

Robert Garrigus

Robert Garrigus

Fireman #8

Americus Abesamis

Americus Abesamis

Mansion Bouncer (uncredited)

Corina Boettger

Corina Boettger

Gertrude (uncredited)

Jennifer Bond

Jennifer Bond

Gorgeous Girl (uncredited)

Annabelle Bourlet

Annabelle Bourlet

Mansion Babe (uncredited)

Nic Bradly

Nic Bradly

The Make Out Guy (uncredited)

Nahtasha Budhi

Nahtasha Budhi

Playmate (uncredited)

Christie Brunson

Christie Brunson

Mansion Girl (uncredited)

Tim Carr

Tim Carr

Partygoer (uncredited)

David Casiano

David Casiano

Playboy Socialite (uncredited)

Tiffany Collie

Tiffany Collie

Music Video Model (uncredited)

Dustin Dennard

Dustin Dennard

Fireman (uncredited)

Sky Elobar

Sky Elobar

Mailman (uncredited)

Jennipher Foster

Jennipher Foster

Lindsay (uncredited)

Kira Gurnee

Kira Gurnee

Party Guest (uncredited)

Juliette Jackson

Juliette Jackson

Bunny (uncredited)

Christopher John Karr

Christopher John Karr

Fireman (uncredited)

Samantha Kelly

Samantha Kelly

Soprano (uncredited)

Sarah Klaren

Sarah Klaren

Playboy Model (uncredited)

Christina Lindley

Christina Lindley

Playboy Model (uncredited)

Joey Luthman

Joey Luthman

School Boy in Auditorium (uncredited)

Kier Mellour

Kier Mellour

Bikini Babe (uncredited)

Meriah Nelson

Meriah Nelson

Grotto diver (uncredited)

Dalton O'Dell

Dalton O'Dell

Eugene's Nephew (uncredited)

Kevin Pennington

Kevin Pennington

Party Stud (uncredited)

Jessica Lauren Richmond

Jessica Lauren Richmond

No Good TV Celebrity (uncredited)

Andrew Sibner

Andrew Sibner

Hyperventilating Audience Member (uncredited)

Holly Spink

Holly Spink

Playboy Bunny (uncredited)

JW Wiseman

JW Wiseman

Orderly #1 (uncredited)

James Henry Williams Jr.

James Henry Williams Jr.

Posse member (uncredited)

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