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'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

There's no need to make an abortion of it.

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A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

4 mins

Rating

6/10

Release Date

27 May 1973

Country

United Kingdom

Cast

Pip Springhail

Pip Springhail

Girl

Eelco De Jong

Eelco De Jong

Boy

Sue Stoodwell

Sue Stoodwell

Female Assistant

John Perkins

John Perkins

Male Assistant

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