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The Thorn
The Thorn

The Thorn

More than a movie, it's a happening.

Genres

Comedy

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A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

93 mins

Rating

8.5/10

Release Date

24 May 1974

Country

United States of America

Cast

John Bassberger

John Bassberger

Jesus Christ

Bette Midler

Bette Midler

Virgin Mary

John Greenberg

John Greenberg

John the Baptist

James Harrison

James Harrison

Joseph

Fred LaBour

Fred LaBour

The Angel Fred

Craig Reynolds

Craig Reynolds

King Herod

Richard Pollard

Richard Pollard

Rabbi Gabriel

Diana David

Diana David

Salome

Jack Castor

Jack Castor

Queen

Chi Chi

Chi Chi

Queen

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