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The Lumberjack of All Trades

The Lumberjack of All Trades

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Mark the Lumberjack is a woodsman with a bad temper and an even worse drinking problem. The Prospector, a gold-hunting old man awakens a monster within the hills. Sheriff Hanson and Deputy Allen, prove themselves incapable of handling the monster. The fate of the town falls into the hands of Mark and his rag-tag group of rebels: Brick McPherson the strong arm with an insatiable appetite, Greasy Joe the mechanic and Brick's sidekick, and Winston the old war veteran who can find the humor in any situation. Can this team of troublemakers take down the savage beast that is ravaging the town?

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Budget

$15000

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

71 mins

Rating

6/10

Release Date

09 June 2006

Country

United States of America

Cast

Ken Johnson

Ken Johnson

Mark the Lumberjack

The Chris Bosies

The Chris Bosies

Brick McPherson

Sammy Barnes

Sammy Barnes

Greasy Joe

Warren Bloodsworth Jr.

Warren Bloodsworth Jr.

Winston

Bob Connelly

Bob Connelly

The Prospector

Don Atkinson

Don Atkinson

Bunky

Matt Ripa

Matt Ripa

Sam Bucket

John Taylor

John Taylor

Bob Bucket

Josh Taylor

Josh Taylor

Bill Bucket

Graham Caldwell

Graham Caldwell

Sheriff Hanson

Kurt Ludwick

Kurt Ludwick

Deputy Allen

Jim King

Jim King

The Doc

Richard Bird

Richard Bird

Arnie

Paul Klaverweiden

Paul Klaverweiden

Mitch

Jordan A. Nichols

Jordan A. Nichols

Frank Greene

Mary Vease

Mary Vease

Mee Maw

Robert Walter

Robert Walter

Officer Butch

Fred Wimbrow

Fred Wimbrow

Bigfoot

Jon Parke

Jon Parke

Jerk Bear

Brian Keane

Brian Keane

Dan Doppler

Michael Hudson

Michael Hudson

Porn-mag Pete

Joan Morris

Joan Morris

Leonard's Mistress

Matt Bogdan

Matt Bogdan

Dennis Loafer

Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider

Big Bury Bomber #1

Nancy Davies

Nancy Davies

Big Bury Bomber #2

Vaughn H. Waters

Vaughn H. Waters

Pimp Daddy

Matthew LaCurts

Matthew LaCurts

Cheap Charlie (voice)

Eric Walter

Eric Walter

The Bitch (voice)

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