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La calandria
La calandria

La calandria

Genres

Comedy

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The luxurious Livio bets with the lord of the city to seduce a young bride in a month, at the cost of his genitals.

Others

Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

Italian

Runtime

95 mins

Rating

3.5/10

Release Date

21 December 1972

Country

Italy

Cast

Lando Buzzanca

Lando Buzzanca

Lidio

Barbara Bouchet

Barbara Bouchet

Lucrezia

Salvo Randone

Salvo Randone

Calandro

Agostina Belli

Agostina Belli

Fulvia

Mario Scaccia

Mario Scaccia

Ruffo

Giusi Raspani Dandolo

Giusi Raspani Dandolo

madre di Calandro

Cesare Gelli

Cesare Gelli

Ferruccio Consagra

Maria Grazia Spina

Maria Grazia Spina

Clizia, la cameriera

Roberto Antonelli

Roberto Antonelli

Tessenio

Franco Fantasia

Franco Fantasia

il bargello

Toni Ucci

Toni Ucci

Giuliana Calandra

Giuliana Calandra

Clara Colosimo

Clara Colosimo

Lorenzo Piani

Lorenzo Piani

amico di Ferruccio

Stefano Oppedisano

Stefano Oppedisano

amico di Ferruccio

Ignazio Leone

Ignazio Leone

ubriaco

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