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Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme
Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

You've never seen a honeymoon like this

Genres

Comedy

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The immature and cheap douche bag Fábio Clóvis marries the pseudo-intellectual Miá and they travel in a cruise to Europe on board of a fancy passenger vessel. Fabio and Miá are invited to have dinner with the wealthy Beto Assunção and his gorgeous wife Laura in a VIP restaurant on the vessel. Soon Fábio discovers that Beto was Miá's boyfriend and Miá learns that Fábio had a crush on Laura that was his classmate. Meanwhile the cynical chamber maid Suzana Mello and her estranged husband, the entertainer Wilson, make a bet that Fábio and Miá will split before the end of the trip and poison their relationship. When the ship arrives in Casablanca, Fábio meets his bothersome childhood friend Cabeça that affects their honeymoon.

Others

Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

Portuguese

Runtime

102 mins

Rating

6.417/10

Release Date

25 October 2013

Country

Brazil

Cast

Fábio Porchat

Fábio Porchat

Fábio

Miá Mello

Miá Mello

Miá

Marcelo Valle

Marcelo Valle

Wilson

Inez Viana

Inez Viana

Suzana

Juliana Didone

Juliana Didone

Laura

Alejandro Claveaux

Alejandro Claveaux

Beto

Rafael Queiroga

Rafael Queiroga

Cabeça

Elke Maravilha

Elke Maravilha

Mirtes

Catarina Abdala

Catarina Abdala

Madrinha

Ernani Moraes

Ernani Moraes

Pai do Fábio

Stepan Nercessian

Stepan Nercessian

Juiz de Paz

Paulo Carvalho

Paulo Carvalho

Homem Cartório

Naim José Ayub

Naim José Ayub

Funcionário Navio

Lucas Mota

Lucas Mota

Fábio (Adolescente)

Ana Cecília Albuquerque

Ana Cecília Albuquerque

Laura (Adolescente)

Cauê Campos

Cauê Campos

Cabeça (Adolescente)

Letícia Pedro

Letícia Pedro

Amiga da Laura

Rose Lima

Rose Lima

Creuzinha

Alethea Novaes

Alethea Novaes

Jacirene

Marco Aurélio Andrade

Marco Aurélio Andrade

Robson

Pablo Sanábio

Pablo Sanábio

Raul

Hervé Brunon

Hervé Brunon

Anderson

Herbert Richers Junior

Herbert Richers Junior

Comandante

Bruno Bebianno

Bruno Bebianno

Esteban

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