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Up the Chastity Belt

Up the Chastity Belt

Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!

Genres

Comedy

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A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

94 mins

Rating

3.85/10

Release Date

14 January 1972

Country

United Kingdom

Cast

Frankie Howerd

Frankie Howerd

Lurkalot/Richard the Lionheart

Graham Crowden

Graham Crowden

Sir Coward de Custard

Bill Fraser

Bill Fraser

Sir Braggart de Bombast

Roy Hudd

Roy Hudd

Nick the Pick

Hugh Paddick

Hugh Paddick

Robin Hood

Eartha Kitt

Eartha Kitt

Scheherazade

Derek Griffiths

Derek Griffiths

Flapalot

John Barrett

John Barrett

1st Peasant

Dave King

Dave King

Landlord of The Blue Boar

Anna Quayle

Anna Quayle

Lady Ashfodel

Nora Swinburne

Nora Swinburne

The Mistress Of The Bed Chamber - Lady-In-Waiting

Godfrey Winn

Godfrey Winn

The Archbishop Of All England

Anne Aston

Anne Aston

Lobelia

Royce Mills

Royce Mills

Knotweed

David Prowse

David Prowse

Sir Grumbel

David Kernan

David Kernan

Troubadour

Norman Beaton

Norman Beaton

Blacksmith

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