The Maiden Heist

They're not bad guys, just bad thieves.

Genres

ComedyCrime

OverView

A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.

Others

Budget

$20000000

Revenue

$96008

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

91 mins

Rating

5.6/10

Release Date

09 May 2009

Country

United States of America

Cast

Morgan Freeman

Charles Peterson

Christopher Walken

Roger Barlow

William H. Macy

George McLendon

Marcia Gay Harden

Rose Barlow

Philip Dorn Hebert

Needlebaum

Todd Weeks

Curator

Bhavesh Patel

Donnie

Stephen Stapinski

Bob

Breckin Meyer

Starving Artist

Wynn Everett

Docent

Joseph McKenna

Lead Villain

Jim Chiros

Sculptor

Bates Wilder

Warehouse Foreman

Anthony Cascio

Tony

Naheem Garcia

Shipping Supervisor

Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

Pauly

David J. Curtis

Humming Security Guard

Peter Darrigo

Phil

James Welu

Museum Executive

Christy Scott Cashman

Assistant Museum Director

Douglass Bowen Flynn

Danish Guard

Patricia B. Till

Rude Museum Patron

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