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The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

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An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.

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Budget

$250000

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

90 mins

Rating

4.036/10

Release Date

27 October 2004

Country

United States of America

Cast

Darian Caine

Darian Caine

Dracula

Erika Smith

Erika Smith

Van Helsing

A.J. Khan

A.J. Khan

Philomenia

Erin Brown

Erin Brown

Maiden #2

Isadora Edison

Isadora Edison

Klownie

Andrea Davis

Andrea Davis

Hottie

Jessica Abbott

Jessica Abbott

Smokin'

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