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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

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ComedyHorror

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From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

10 mins

Rating

6.686/10

Release Date

18 September 2008

Country

United States of America

Cast

Paul Clemens

Paul Clemens

Jack Cucchiaio

Michael James Kacey

Michael James Kacey

The Doctor

Fay Kato

Fay Kato

The Mystic

Melissa Paladino

Melissa Paladino

The Girlfriend

Brian Rohan

Brian Rohan

The Murderer

Richard Gale

Richard Gale

Narrator (voice)

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