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Santa with Muscles
Santa with Muscles

Santa with Muscles

He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!

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Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$220198

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

98 mins

Rating

3.646/10

Release Date

08 November 1996

Country

United States of America

Cast

Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan

Blake

Ed Begley Jr.

Ed Begley Jr.

Ebner Frost

Don Stark

Don Stark

Lenny

Robin Curtis

Robin Curtis

Leslie

Clint Howard

Clint Howard

Hinkley

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis

Sarah

Adam Wylie

Adam Wylie

Taylor

Aria Noelle Curzon

Aria Noelle Curzon

Elizabeth

William Newman

William Newman

Chas

Jennifer Paz

Jennifer Paz

Helen Chu

Steve Valentine

Steve Valentine

Dr. Blight

Kevin West

Kevin West

Dr. Flint

Diane Robin

Diane Robin

Dr. Watt

Kai Ephron

Kai Ephron

Dr. Vial

Garrett Morris

Garrett Morris

Clayton

Robert Apisa

Robert Apisa

Franco

Pierre Dulat

Pierre Dulat

Pierre

Eddy Donno

Eddy Donno

Mr. Rapini

Andre Jamal Kinney

Andre Jamal Kinney

Steven

Bentley Shuster

Bentley Shuster

Girl

Troy Robinson

Troy Robinson

Baldie

Pete Apisa

Pete Apisa

Nose Ring

Brenda Song

Brenda Song

Susan

Malone Brinton

Malone Brinton

Brat Kid

Bridget Michele

Bridget Michele

Mall Manager

Ed Leslie

Ed Leslie

Sumo Lab Assistant

Blake Shuster

Blake Shuster

Boy in Corridor

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