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Bonditis, or the Horrible and Terrible Adventures of a Nearly Normal Human Being

Bonditis, or the Horrible and Terrible Adventures of a Nearly Normal Human Being

Hilarious FUN…with the young man who thought he was - JAMES BOND

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His name is Born, Frank Born, and he suffers from an illness known as Bonditis!! In this very funny parody, Frank believes he is James Bond. His entire reality is shaped around this fantasy as he believes he has to save the world!

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Budget

$--

Revenue

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Status

Released

Original Language

German

Runtime

91 mins

Rating

2/10

Release Date

01 March 1968

Country

Switzerland

Cast

Gerd Baltus

Gerd Baltus

Frank Born

Marion Jacob

Marion Jacob

Hata Sari

Christiane Rücker

Christiane Rücker

die Blondine

Herbert Weicker

Herbert Weicker

der Asket

Bella Neri

Bella Neri

Heidi

Henning Schlüter

Henning Schlüter

der Ringer

Peter Oehme

Peter Oehme

Albert Mol

Albert Mol

Der Weiche

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