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The Brand New Testament
The Brand New Testament

The Brand New Testament

God Exists. He Lives in Brussels with his daughter.

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God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...

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Budget

$8700000

Revenue

$15709652

Status

Released

Original Language

French

Runtime

114 mins

Rating

6.6/10

Release Date

02 September 2015

Country

Luxembourg

Cast

Pili Groyne

Pili Groyne

Ea

Benoît Poelvoorde

Benoît Poelvoorde

God

Yolande Moreau

Yolande Moreau

God's Wife

Catherine Deneuve

Catherine Deneuve

Martine

François Damiens

François Damiens

François

Serge Larivière

Serge Larivière

Marc

Didier De Neck

Didier De Neck

Jean-Claude

Laura Verlinden

Laura Verlinden

Aurélie

Romain Gelin

Romain Gelin

Willy

Marco Lorenzini

Marco Lorenzini

Victor

Johan Heldenbergh

Johan Heldenbergh

The Priest

Anna Tenta

Anna Tenta

Xenia, l'Allemande

David Murgia

David Murgia

Jésus Christ

Gaspard Pauwels

Gaspard Pauwels

Kevin

Bilal Aya

Bilal Aya

Philippe

Johan Leysen

Johan Leysen

Martine's Husband

Dominique Abel

Dominique Abel

Adam

Lola Pauwels

Lola Pauwels

Eve

Sandrine Laroche

Sandrine Laroche

Catherine

Louis Durant

Louis Durant

Marc (9 years old)

Jean Luc Piraux

Jean Luc Piraux

Willy's Father

Anne-Pascale Clairembourg

Anne-Pascale Clairembourg

Willy's Mother

Alice van Dormael

Alice van Dormael

Journalist

Caroline Lambert

Caroline Lambert

Journalist

Jérôme Varanfrain

Jérôme Varanfrain

Journalist

Aïssatou Diop

Aïssatou Diop

The Nurse

Armand Van Dormael

Armand Van Dormael

Le nongénaire

Viviane de Muynck

Viviane de Muynck

La mère de Georges

Pascal Duquenne

Pascal Duquenne

Georges

Hervé Sogne

Hervé Sogne

Le chef des loubards

Kody Kim

Kody Kim

L'homme qui vivra le plus longtemps

Besnik Limani

Besnik Limani

Le sans-papiers

Michèle-Anne De Mey

Michèle-Anne De Mey

Andrée

Jean-François Wolff

Jean-François Wolff

Médecin Willy

Norbert Rutili

Norbert Rutili

Le généticien

Luc Schiltz

Luc Schiltz

Médecin hôpital

Harry Cleven

Harry Cleven

Passant micro-trottoir

Jean-Henri Compère

Jean-Henri Compère

Musicien hélicon

Tom Audenaert

Tom Audenaert

Maquettiste

George Nixon

George Nixon

Clochard métro

Ivone Semedo

Ivone Semedo

Maman hôpital

Christian Magnani

Christian Magnani

Publicité pompes funèbres

Tom Canivet

Tom Canivet

François (8 ans)

Clara Gunzig

Clara Gunzig

La cousine de François

Agatha Eleanor Masson

Agatha Eleanor Masson

La fille des Allemands

Nora Young

Nora Young

Aurélie enfant

Anne-Marie Loop

Anne-Marie Loop

Femme wasserette

Fabien Zeimes

Fabien Zeimes

Jean-Claude enfant

Gabriel Boisante

Gabriel Boisante

Ambulancier

Charlie Degotte

Charlie Degotte

Professeur de hockey

Thérèse Kobankaya

Thérèse Kobankaya

Prostituée

Diego Dalmans

Diego Dalmans

Le fils de François

Hannah Gunzig

Hannah Gunzig

Petite fille boulangerie

Eiaël Lefranq Binon

Eiaël Lefranq Binon

Willy (6 ans)

Nora Alberdi Perez

Nora Alberdi Perez

Danseuse main

Kiko Mirales

Kiko Mirales

Le gorille

Tanguy De Backer

Tanguy De Backer

Sans abri devant l'église

Elsa Houben

Elsa Houben

La fille du coiffeur

Julien Jakout

Julien Jakout

Pianiste sur la plage

Cyril Perrin

Cyril Perrin

Doublure lumière Benoît Poelvoorde

Jaco Van Dormael

Jaco Van Dormael

L'automobiliste qui n'a plus que 0 seconde à vivre

Elisa Echevaria Menendez

Elisa Echevaria Menendez

Kathy

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