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I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

A Return to Love. A Woman's Worth.

Genres

ComedyHorror

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A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress. We meet him talking to his wife about the picture and the process. We meet the actress, Sandy, negotiating with her roommate and talking by phone to her mother. Then, we watch Sandy audition for the director at the call-back session; also attending are the casting director and the production company's sycophants. The wrinkle is that the director is a homicidal misogynist, his wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy has something in her purse that bodes a rocky future.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

16 mins

Rating

3.993/10

Release Date

01 January 1993

Country

United States of America

Cast

Jay Lacopo

Jay Lacopo

The Director

Karla Montana

Karla Montana

The Actress / Sandy

Johanna McCloy

Johanna McCloy

The Roomate / Martha

Robert Koch

Robert Koch

Producer #1

Tommy Hinkley

Tommy Hinkley

Producer #2

Harry Victor

Harry Victor

Producer #3

Marilyn Pitzer

Marilyn Pitzer

Casting Director

Harvey Stephens

Harvey Stephens

Casting Assistant

Ellie Valleau

Ellie Valleau

The Wife

María Dolores Rodríguez García de la Pepa

María Dolores Rodríguez García de la Pepa

Hispanic Actress

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