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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Genres

ActionAdventureFantasy

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In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

90 mins

Rating

4.531/10

Release Date

25 March 2003

Country

United States of America

Cast

Erin Brown

Erin Brown

Dildo Saggins

Darian Caine

Darian Caine

Horny

A.J. Khan

A.J. Khan

Spam

Barbara Joyce

Barbara Joyce

Araporn

Michael R. Thomas

Michael R. Thomas

Smirnof the Wizard

John Link

John Link

Ballem

Anushka Garin

Anushka Garin

Benadryl

Allanah Rhodes

Allanah Rhodes

Hymen Torn

Suzi Lorraine

Suzi Lorraine

Drusilla

Paige Richards

Paige Richards

Whorespank

Chelsea Mundae

Chelsea Mundae

Bar Keep

Ruby LaRocca

Ruby LaRocca

Bar Maid

T.J. Glenn

T.J. Glenn

Angry Scotsman / Dork / Warrior (as Teel James Glen)

Terry West

Terry West

Sir Bruce / Cowardly Lion

John Paul Fedele

John Paul Fedele

Sourass

William Hellfire

William Hellfire

Whichway

Juliette Charles

Juliette Charles

Tree Nymph

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