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The Cruise
The Cruise

The Cruise

Genres

Comedy

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A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

Polish

Runtime

65 mins

Rating

7/10

Release Date

19 October 1970

Country

Poland

Cast

Stanisław Tym

Stanisław Tym

KO Instructor

Jolanta Lothe

Jolanta Lothe

Young Girl

Wanda Stanisławska-Lothe

Wanda Stanisławska-Lothe

Mamoniowa

Jerzy Dobrowolski

Jerzy Dobrowolski

Instructor's Friend

Andrzej Dobosz

Andrzej Dobosz

Philosopher

Feridun Erol

Feridun Erol

Seaman

Jan Himilsbach

Jan Himilsbach

Sidorowski

Jerzy Karaszkiewicz

Jerzy Karaszkiewicz

Angler

Zdzisław Maklakiewicz

Zdzisław Maklakiewicz

Engineer Mamon

Maciej Michalak

Maciej Michalak

Passenger

Ryszard Pietruski

Ryszard Pietruski

Captain

Wojciech Pokora

Wojciech Pokora

Passenger

Roman Suszko

Roman Suszko

Passenger

Waclaw Antczak

Waclaw Antczak

Commission Member

Jadwiga Bezanson

Jadwiga Bezanson

Passenger

Eugeniusz Gajewski

Eugeniusz Gajewski

Commission Member

Michalina Gesicka

Michalina Gesicka

Passenger

Irena Izykowska

Irena Izykowska

Sidorowska

Janusz Kłosiński

Janusz Kłosiński

Józio

Leszek Kowalewski

Leszek Kowalewski

Poet

Wawrzyniec Trybala-Olszewski

Wawrzyniec Trybala-Olszewski

Singer

Józef Piekarski

Józef Piekarski

Passenger

A. Sobczyk

A. Sobczyk

Judge

Roman Sokolowski

Roman Sokolowski

Quiz Participant

Piotr Pietrzyk

Piotr Pietrzyk

Quiz Participant

Zofia Czerwińska

Zofia Czerwińska

Passenger (uncredited)

Janusz Głowacki

Janusz Głowacki

Passenger (uncredited)

Tomasz Lengren

Tomasz Lengren

Passenger (uncredited)

Wojciech Roszyk

Wojciech Roszyk

Wojtuś / Piotruś (uncredited)

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