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Vieni avanti cretino
Vieni avanti cretino

Vieni avanti cretino

Genres

Comedy

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Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.

Others

Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

Italian

Runtime

98 mins

Rating

6.859/10

Release Date

07 April 1982

Country

Italy

Cast

Lino Banfi

Lino Banfi

Pasquale Baudaffi

Franco Bracardi

Franco Bracardi

Gaetano Baudaffi

Gigi Reder

Gigi Reder

L'uomo dal dentista

Adriana Russo

Adriana Russo

Ragazza al bar

Anita Bartolucci

Anita Bartolucci

Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi

Ramona Dell'Abate

Ramona Dell'Abate

Segretaria del dentista

Annabella Schiavone

Annabella Schiavone

L'esaminatrice

Dada Gallotti

Dada Gallotti

La dentista

Danila Trebbi

Danila Trebbi

La moglie di Filippo

Roberto Della Casa

Roberto Della Casa

Filippo, il marito geloso

Paolo Paoloni

Paolo Paoloni

Direttore dell'ufficio di Gaetano Baudaffi

Dino Cassio

Dino Cassio

Don Peppino (as Leonardo Cassio)

Nello Pazzafini

Nello Pazzafini

Il barista Gargiulo (as Giovanni Pazzafini)

Mireno Scali

Mireno Scali

Ragazzo al bar

Alfonso Tomas

Alfonso Tomas

Dottor Tomas

Michela Miti

Michela Miti

Carmela

Luciana Turina

Luciana Turina

Palmira

Pietro Zardini

Pietro Zardini

Radames

Lia Ferri

Lia Ferri

Giovanni Morosi

Giovanni Morosi

Giulio Massimini

Giulio Massimini

Il cardinale

Giulio Farnese

Giulio Farnese

Bruno Rosa

Bruno Rosa

Francesca Viscardi

Francesca Viscardi

Scienziata nella ditta di elettronica

Moana Pozzi

Moana Pozzi

Accompagnatrice nella ditta di elettronica

Giuseppe Spezia

Giuseppe Spezia

Willy Colombaioni

Willy Colombaioni

Jimmy il Fenomeno

Jimmy il Fenomeno

Raffaele

Luciano Salce

Luciano Salce

Se stesso (uncredited)

Ennio Antonelli

Ennio Antonelli

Carmine Carlucci (uncredited)

Arnaldo Caivano

Arnaldo Caivano

(uncredited)

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