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The VelociPastor
The VelociPastor

The VelociPastor

A man of the claw

Genres

ActionHorrorComedy

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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Budget

$36000

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

75 mins

Rating

5.274/10

Release Date

28 September 2018

Country

United States of America

Cast

Gregory James Cohan

Gregory James Cohan

Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski

Alyssa Kempinski

Carol

Claire Hsu

Claire Hsu

Chinese Villager

Aurelio Voltaire

Aurelio Voltaire

Altair

Daniel Steere

Daniel Steere

Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Frankie Mermaid

Yang Jiechang

Yang Jiechang

Wei Chang

Nicholas M. Garofolo

Nicholas M. Garofolo

Hobo

Zachary Steere

Zachary Steere

Dinosaur Suit Performer

Jesse Turits

Jesse Turits

Sam the White Ninja

David Sokol

David Sokol

Ali

Douglas Saint James

Douglas Saint James

Surgeon

Yang Jiechang

Yang Jiechang

Wei Chan

Janice Young

Janice Young

Doug's Mom

Pat Hroncich

Pat Hroncich

Vietnam Soldier 1

George Schewnzer

George Schewnzer

Doug's Dad

Alec Lambert

Alec Lambert

Thug

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