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Hardbodies

Hardbodies

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Genres

Comedy

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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

Others

Budget

$1995000

Revenue

$7100000

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

88 mins

Rating

4.7/10

Release Date

04 May 1984

Country

United States of America

Cast

Grant Cramer

Grant Cramer

Scotty

Teal Roberts

Teal Roberts

Kristi

Gary Wood

Gary Wood

Hunter

Michael Rapport

Michael Rapport

Rounder

Sorrells Pickard

Sorrells Pickard

Ashby

Roberta Collins

Roberta Collins

Lana

Cindy Silver

Cindy Silver

Kimberly

Courtney Gains

Courtney Gains

Rag

Kristi Somers

Kristi Somers

Michelle

Crystal Shaw

Crystal Shaw

Candy

Darcy DeMoss

Darcy DeMoss

Dede

Antony Ponzini

Antony Ponzini

Rocco

Marvin Katzoff

Marvin Katzoff

Dorky Geek

Kip Waldo

Kip Waldo

Head Geek

Michael Miller

Michael Miller

Landlord

Chuck Hart

Chuck Hart

Young Geek

Kane Hodder

Kane Hodder

Older Geek

Kit Garfield

Kit Garfield

Hardbody in Car

Erika Dockery

Erika Dockery

Hardbody in Car

Karen Kelly

Karen Kelly

Hardbody on Bike

Karen LaVoie

Karen LaVoie

Jogging Hardbody

Kathleen Kinmont

Kathleen Kinmont

Pretty Skater

Steve Workman

Steve Workman

Hair Stylist

Jackie Easton

Jackie Easton

Girl in Dressing Room

Janet Gardner

Janet Gardner

Vixen - Lead Vocals

Jan Kuehnemund

Jan Kuehnemund

Vixen - Lead Guitar

Pia Miacco

Pia Miacco

Vixen - Bass

Laurie Hedlund

Laurie Hedlund

Vixen - Drums

Tamara Ivanov

Tamara Ivanov

Vixen - Rhythm Guitar

Juli Lawrence

Juli Lawrence

Nicki

Julie Always

Julie Always

Photo Session Hardbody

Leslee Bremmer

Leslee Bremmer

Photo Session Hardbody

Tina Riccio

Tina Riccio

Photo Session Hardbody

Karen Lybrand

Karen Lybrand

Photo Session Hardbody

Deborah Scardilli

Deborah Scardilli

Rocco's Girl

Louise Baker

Louise Baker

Rocco's Girl

Dana Gonzalez

Dana Gonzalez

Rocco's Girl

Laurie Bath

Laurie Bath

Rocco's Girl

Lorena Hartley

Lorena Hartley

Rocco's Girl

Scott Kaufman

Scott Kaufman

Krak (Group in Club)

John Steele

John Steele

Krak (Group in Club)

David Spector

David Spector

Krak (Group in Club)

Marcia Karr

Marcia Karr

Hardbody on Stairs

Steve Gold

Steve Gold

Farnsey

Joyce Jameson

Joyce Jameson

Rounder's Mom

Oliver Theess

Oliver Theess

Surfer (uncredited)

Mark Wilson

Mark Wilson

Partygoer

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