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Cruise of the Gods
Cruise of the Gods

Cruise of the Gods

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Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

90 mins

Rating

4.611/10

Release Date

23 December 2002

Country

United Kingdom

Cast

Rob Brydon

Rob Brydon

Andy Van Allen

Steve Coogan

Steve Coogan

Nick Lee

David Walliams

David Walliams

Jeff Monks

James Corden

James Corden

Russell

Philip Jackson

Philip Jackson

Hugh Bispham

Niall Buggy

Niall Buggy

Graham Ball

Helen Coker

Helen Coker

Jenny

Rachel Shelley

Rachel Shelley

Yasmina

Jack Jones

Jack Jones

Himself

Brian Conley

Brian Conley

Himself

Robin Weaver

Robin Weaver

Vivienne

Daniel Cerqueira

Daniel Cerqueira

Daniel

Matt Whitelock

Matt Whitelock

Neil

Julian Field

Julian Field

Billy's Time Bike Fan

Arturo Venegas

Arturo Venegas

Captain Koulouris

Di Botcher

Di Botcher

Mrs Hatcher

Gray O'Brien

Gray O'Brien

'Casualty' Doctor

Lisa McNaught

Lisa McNaught

Gemma Clay

Gavan O'Herlihy

Gavan O'Herlihy

Mickey

Shelley Blond

Shelley Blond

PA Romy

Tom Alexopoulos

Tom Alexopoulos

Jim Schneider

Paul Mark Elliott

Paul Mark Elliott

Castor Voice Over

Jake Broder

Jake Broder

Lloyd

Russell Brand

Russell Brand

Woolly Hat Fan

Vasilis Panayi

Vasilis Panayi

Photographer

Cole Borris

Cole Borris

One-eyed Child

Dallas Messias

Dallas Messias

Jack Jones Fan

Andrew McHale

Andrew McHale

Pool 'Castormind' Fan

Ugo Mazin

Ugo Mazin

'Watson'

Ian Robertson

Ian Robertson

'Ponytailed Scumbag'

Lisa Wood

Lisa Wood

Child of Castor

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