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The Baby and the Battleship
The Baby and the Battleship

The Baby and the Battleship

It all starts when a sailor's left holding the baby!

Genres

Comedy

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After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undiscovered. Even so, the officers above deck start to puzzle over the increasingly strange happenings on board.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

96 mins

Rating

6/10

Release Date

01 June 1956

Country

United Kingdom

Cast

John Mills

John Mills

Puncher Roberts

Richard Attenborough

Richard Attenborough

Knocker White

André Morell

André Morell

Marshal

Bryan Forbes

Bryan Forbes

Prof. Evans

Michael Hordern

Michael Hordern

Capt. Hugh

Ernest Clark

Ernest Clark

Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby

Harry Locke

Harry Locke

CPO Blades

Michael Howard

Michael Howard

Joe

Lionel Jeffries

Lionel Jeffries

George

Clifford Mollison

Clifford Mollison

Sails

John Le Mesurier

John Le Mesurier

The Marshal’s Aide

Ferdy Mayne

Ferdy Mayne

Interpreter

Kenneth Griffith

Kenneth Griffith

Sub-Lieutenant

Gordon Jackson

Gordon Jackson

Harry

Martyn Garrett

Martyn Garrett

The baby

Lisa Gastoni

Lisa Gastoni

Maria Vespucci

Norma Donaldson

Norma Donaldson

Dr. Bryce

Thorley Walters

Thorley Walters

Lt. Setley

Duncan Lamont

Duncan Lamont

Master-at-Arms

Cyril Raymond

Cyril Raymond

P.M.O.

Harold Siddons

Harold Siddons

Whiskers

D.A. Clarke-Smith

D.A. Clarke-Smith

The Admiral

Carlo Giustini

Carlo Giustini

First Vespucci Brother

Vincent Barbi

Vincent Barbi

Second Vespucci Brother

Vittorio Vittori

Vittorio Vittori

Third Vespucci Brother

Chris Adcock

Chris Adcock

Seaman

Patrick Allen

Patrick Allen

Mate

Robert Ayres

Robert Ayres

American Captain

Vincent Ball

Vincent Ball

Second Sailor at Dance

Rebecca Birken

Rebecca Birken

Ginny

Aza Caralova

Aza Caralova

Lady at Dance

Patrick Cargill

Patrick Cargill

Navigation Officer

Tony Castleton

Tony Castleton

Seaman

Leigh Christian

Leigh Christian

Marilyn

Dan Cressey

Dan Cressey

Officer

Michael Dear

Michael Dear

S.B.A. Nightingale

Jacinta Dicks

Jacinta Dicks

Mama Vespucci

John Forbes-Robertson

John Forbes-Robertson

Gunnery Officer

Barry Foster

Barry Foster

First Sailor at Dance

Jim Henderson

Jim Henderson

Bartender

Brandon Jones

Brandon Jones

Bobby

Sam Kydd

Sam Kydd

Chief Steward

Lori Lethin

Lori Lethin

Harrigan Logan

Harrigan Logan

Charles Lucia

Charles Lucia

Rick

Fred Machon

Fred Machon

Officer

Colin McKenzie

Colin McKenzie

Officer in Plotting Room

Niles McMaster

Niles McMaster

Derek

Martin Miller

Martin Miller

Paolo Vespucci

Fred Nicholas

Fred Nicholas

Officer

Judith Penrod

Judith Penrod

Chariene

Roy Purcell

Roy Purcell

Officer of the Watch

Yvonne Romain

Yvonne Romain

Italian Girl

Marc Sheldon

Marc Sheldon

Executive Officer

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