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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

Genres

Comedy

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Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

French

Runtime

92 mins

Rating

4.738/10

Release Date

19 October 1977

Country

France

Cast

Coluche

Coluche

Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Dominique Lavanant

Dominique Lavanant

La reine Madeleine

Anémone

Anémone

La cousine Lucienne

Martin Lamotte

Martin Lamotte

Le bouffon

Michel Blanc

Michel Blanc

Antremont

Roland Giraud

Roland Giraud

Le duc d'Orléans

Gérard Jugnot

Gérard Jugnot

Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Gérard Lanvin

Gérard Lanvin

Le chevalier blanc

Thierry Lhermitte

Thierry Lhermitte

Le héraut d'armes

Marie-Anne Chazel

Marie-Anne Chazel

La reine de Flandre

Philippe Bruneau

Philippe Bruneau

Le duc d'Ambise

Michel Puterflam

Michel Puterflam

Le radoteur

Philippe Manesse

Philippe Manesse

Philippe de Boynet

Christian Spillemaecker

Christian Spillemaecker

Christian de Boynet

Jacques Canselier

Jacques Canselier

L'excité

François Dyrek

François Dyrek

Le second tavernier

Jean-Louis Tristan

Jean-Louis Tristan

Le troisième tavernier

Roger Riffard

Roger Riffard

Père L'Auriot

Luis Rego

Luis Rego

Le second capitaine des mousquetaires

Fernand Guiot

Fernand Guiot

Le Belge

Véronique K. Colucci

Véronique K. Colucci

Une favorite du roi

Roberto

Roberto

Le nain

Christian Clavier

Christian Clavier

Le conteur (voice)

Georges Adet

Georges Adet

Le vieux prisonnier

Georges Ass

Georges Ass

Un homme-assiette

Lucien Charbonnier

Lucien Charbonnier

Un homme-assiette

Louis Dubois

Louis Dubois

Le pince-fesse

Robert Le Béal

Robert Le Béal

Un homme distingué

Ernest Menzer

Ernest Menzer

Un homme distingué

Bruno Moynot

Bruno Moynot

Un invité du roi qui doit faire ...

Jean-Jacques

Jean-Jacques

Le roi de Flandre

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