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The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005
The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005

The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005

Misbehavior Will End

Genres

ActionComedy

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Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

Finnish

Runtime

10 mins

Rating

7.142/10

Release Date

22 September 2005

Country

Finland

Cast

Otso Tarkela

Otso Tarkela

Father Christmas

Onni Tommila

Onni Tommila

Boy

Tommi Korpela

Tommi Korpela

Marker

Jorma Tommila

Jorma Tommila

Sniper

Tazu Ovaska

Tazu Ovaska

Tracker

Niko Saarela

Niko Saarela

Harbour Worker

Petri Manninen

Petri Manninen

Harbour Worker

Kari Miettinen

Kari Miettinen

Harbour Worker

Kimmo Tolvanen

Kimmo Tolvanen

Harbour Worker

Aimo Lehtonen

Aimo Lehtonen

Father Christmas - in training

Jonathan Hutchings

Jonathan Hutchings

Narrator (voice)

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