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Life’s a Bitch

Life’s a Bitch

Life’s a bitch and then you die. Hopefully...

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ComedyDrama

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Bradley is a loner. After numerous, failed, suicidal attempts, he hires a Hit Man on the Internet. Celebrating his last night on Earth, Bradley goes drinking and meets the beautiful Monica. They share a few hours together and agree to meet up again the following night. Problem is, Bradley already has a date... with the Hit Man!

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Budget

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Revenue

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Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

11 mins

Rating

0/10

Release Date

01 January 2013

Country

United Kingdom

Cast

Rob Ostlere

Rob Ostlere

Bradley

Lauren Drummond

Lauren Drummond

Monica

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