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Elfing Around

Elfing Around

Santa Claus is going to kill you.

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A feature film created with one man's voice, license-free music and stock photos. Cinema in its impurest form. In Joel Edmiston's Elfing Around, Santa Claus is out for revenge after his disgruntled elves send him to space. Jolly Old Saint Nick no more, he doesn't care who he pisses off on his journey to get home, get laid and get even.

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Budget

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Revenue

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Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

80 mins

Rating

0/10

Release Date

03 December 2020

Country

Canada

Cast

Joel Edmiston

Joel Edmiston

Santa Claus/Various Characters

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