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Don't Touch the White Woman!
Don't Touch the White Woman!

Don't Touch the White Woman!

Genres

ComedyWestern

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A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

French

Runtime

108 mins

Rating

5.5/10

Release Date

23 January 1974

Country

France

Cast

Marcello Mastroianni

Marcello Mastroianni

George A. Custer

Catherine Deneuve

Catherine Deneuve

Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais

Michel Piccoli

Michel Piccoli

Buffalo Bill

Philippe Noiret

Philippe Noiret

Gen. Terry

Ugo Tognazzi

Ugo Tognazzi

Mitch

Paolo Villaggio

Paolo Villaggio

The CIA agent

Serge Reggiani

Serge Reggiani

The Mad Indian

Alain Cuny

Alain Cuny

Sitting Bull

Marco Ferreri

Marco Ferreri

The Reporter (uncredited)

Franco Fabrizi

Franco Fabrizi

Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)

Franca Bettoia

Franca Bettoia

Rayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)

Daniele Dublino

Daniele Dublino

Government Official

Darry Cowl

Darry Cowl

Maj. Archibald

Monique Chaumette

Monique Chaumette

Sister Lucie

Jacques Robiolles

Jacques Robiolles

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Figlio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna

Henri Piccoli

Henri Piccoli

Sitting Bull's Father

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Figlio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna (uncredited)

Bertrand Tavernier

Bertrand Tavernier

Un homme du pouvoir (uncredited)

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