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I Wanna Be a Criminal
I Wanna Be a Criminal

I Wanna Be a Criminal

Crime Can Be Hard

Genres

Comedy

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A Martial Arts instructor receives a motivational book as a birthday gift and becomes inspired to pursue her lifelong passion of becoming a criminal. Unfortunately, crime is harder than it looks.

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Budget

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Revenue

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Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

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Rating

2/10

Release Date

24 January 2023

Country

Cast

LJ Ugarte

LJ Ugarte

Calvin

Sidnei Barboza

Sidnei Barboza

Don Alfredo

Alexandria Isola

Alexandria Isola

Jackie

Alejandro Maysonet

Alejandro Maysonet

Rony Tobbins

Cristal Bella

Cristal Bella

Emily

Florencia Barletta

Florencia Barletta

Homeowner

Chris Kitchen

Chris Kitchen

Handicapped Man

Bianca Bingham

Bianca Bingham

Bar Patron 2

Shawn Martin

Shawn Martin

Mafia with Chest Hair

Carolyn Matea

Carolyn Matea

Charlie

Miguel Antonio Collado

Miguel Antonio Collado

Ike

Janova Johnson

Janova Johnson

Bartender

Tony Garcia

Tony Garcia

Dad

Mary Calderon

Mary Calderon

Mean student #5

Andrew Allison

Andrew Allison

Mean student #2

Taran Knowles

Taran Knowles

Mafia with Nice Hair

Nicolas Tutianu

Nicolas Tutianu

Goon #1

Julie Belanger

Julie Belanger

Mean Student #3

Steve Belanger

Steve Belanger

Gerard

Kelsey A. Walker

Kelsey A. Walker

Ally

Robert Hernandez

Robert Hernandez

Mean student #4

Connie Grandia

Connie Grandia

mean student #1

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