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Up Your Alley

Up Your Alley

The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!

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A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

70 mins

Rating

2.5/10

Release Date

04 August 1971

Country

Cast

Frank Corsentino

Frank Corsentino

Seymour

Haji

Haji

Maria Manina

Michael Finn

Michael Finn

Grogan

Marius Mazmanian

Marius Mazmanian

Toenails

Lee McLaughlin

Lee McLaughlin

Sissy

Charles Knapp

Charles Knapp

Don Marco

Lillian Shrewsbury

Lillian Shrewsbury

Mother

Irene Makarewicz

Irene Makarewicz

Aunt

John Bloom

John Bloom

Bruno

Tyra Tashiro

Tyra Tashiro

Gardener

Luanne Roberts

Luanne Roberts

Nazi

Uschi Digard

Uschi Digard

Spumoni #1

Georgette Dante

Georgette Dante

Spumoni #2

Cheri Caffaro

Cheri Caffaro

Flapper / Girl at Airport

Vincent Barbi

Vincent Barbi

Sicilian Gang Member

Cara Peters

Cara Peters

Sicilian Gang Member

Michael Stearns

Michael Stearns

Steam Room Gang

Albert Cole

Albert Cole

Man at Airport

Lynn Harris

Lynn Harris

Girl at Party

William Kirschner

William Kirschner

Man at Party

Monica Gayle

Monica Gayle

Party Guest (uncredited)

Terri Johnson

Terri Johnson

Party Guest (uncredited)

Fern Tom

Fern Tom

Girl at Party

Jay Colonna

Jay Colonna

Steam Room Gang

Anthony Giger

Anthony Giger

Krown

Steve Raymond

Steve Raymond

The Chief

Parker Haig

Parker Haig

Hippie

Gordon McGill

Gordon McGill

Man at Airport

Charles Summerfield

Charles Summerfield

Man at Airport

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