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There's No Business...
There's No Business...

There's No Business...

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There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

75 mins

Rating

10/10

Release Date

01 January 1994

Country

United Kingdom

Cast

Simon Brint

Simon Brint

Kenworth "Ken" Bishop

Rowland Rivron

Rowland Rivron

Duane Bishop

Lee Cornes

Lee Cornes

Dickie Valentino

Tilly Vosburgh

Tilly Vosburgh

Tilly

Stephen Frost

Stephen Frost

Reg Prince

Mark Arden

Mark Arden

Johnny Blackpool

Paul Mark Elliott

Paul Mark Elliott

Bernie Cosmos

Sam Graham

Sam Graham

Fergus

Alexander Armstrong

Alexander Armstrong

Tim

Chris Palmer

Chris Palmer

Crispian Sprote

Mark Bannister

Mark Bannister

Marcus

Mac McDonald

Mac McDonald

Mort Clayton

Mark Benton

Mark Benton

Barman

Arnold Brown

Arnold Brown

Man on Train

Emma Longworth

Emma Longworth

Ems

Alana Carlucci

Alana Carlucci

Receptionist

Luke Hartley Scott

Luke Hartley Scott

Boy

Ian Hill

Ian Hill

Accordionist

Jan Price

Jan Price

Trudi

Henry House

Henry House

Spider Bishop

Mary Maxted

Mary Maxted

Old Lady

Sylvia Grant

Sylvia Grant

Shopper

Eduardo

Eduardo

Himself

Jonathan Ross

Jonathan Ross

Himself

Penny Smith

Penny Smith

Herself

Jools Holland

Jools Holland

Band Member (Uncredited)

Gilson Lavis

Gilson Lavis

Band Member (Uncredited)

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