A Gouda Goodbye

Dairy of Terror

November 2007 •English

Murder Room, Inc

October 2021 •English

A janitor for the world's largest Murder Room company gets an unexpected surprise when he begins to suspect his wife is cheating on him with their boss.

Black Holler

April 2017 •English

In 1989 it's Laquita Johnson's first day at a new school. She's sent on a camping trip to the spooky woods of Black Holler. Her classmates are clueless. Her chaperone is ridiculous, and bodies are piling up. Find out who survives.

The Linguist

November 2023 •English

Two conspiracy theorists enlist the aid of an expert to interpret some confidential information.

Crux

October 2023 •Dutch

During the break of her theater play, Luna gets confronted with the consequences of her own ambitions

Zitlover

August 2000 •English

The zitlover must acquire cheese in order to feed the hungry boils that drive him. Unfortunately, a Rambo-esque convenience store clerk stands between him and the pus-growing liquid he desires.

OPERATION: COURSE CORRECT

October 2024 •English

In 1962, with the looming threat of communism and the brink of disaster with the Cuban Missile Crisis, a restless and worried President John F. Kennedy approves a new CIA program designed to target communism in the classroom through a process of cognitive conversion known as "Operation: Course Correct." History teacher Casey Connor, accused of preaching Marxism, finds himself an unwilling participant in the conversion process. Created by Good One Media for 48 HR Double Retro Horror Film Festival 2024 in Pittsburgh, PA.

Cheeseburger

December 2010 •English

After a night of partying, Sean awakens to find that his cheeseburger from the night before has gone missing, so he reluctantly voyages with his stoner friend, Frankie to search for a suitable replacement; and that's when it all comes crashing down on the pair.

Mad Heidi

November 2022 •English

In a dystopian Switzerland that has fallen under the fascist rule of an evil cheese tyrant, Heidi lives the pure and simple life in the Swiss Alps. Grandfather Alpöhi does his best to protect Heidi, but her yearning for freedom soon gets her into trouble with the dictator’s henchmen. The innocent girl transforms herself into a kick-ass female fighting force who sets out to liberate the country from the insane cheese fascists.

Anger

January 1990 •English

A fleshy nightmare barrages the viewer with an onslaught of abstract gore and nonsensical terror.

It Came From the Tap

October 2023 •English

“It Came from the Tap” is a 4-minute film made with a group of friends for a local 48-hour horror film competition called “Lost Weekend”. For this challenge we were given three rules: we had to include a mask as a prop, the following line of dialogue: “Is this politically correct?”, and lastly, we had to pull a horror sub-genre out of a hat to allow for a different sub-genre for every team. We pulled “Creature-Feature”. The film was eventually screened in one of our local cinema’s.

A Grand Day Out

May 1990 •English

Wallace and Gromit have run out of cheese, and this provides an excellent excuse for the duo to take their holiday to the moon, where, as everyone knows, there is ample cheese. Preserved by the Academy Film Archive.

Deeno

Invalid date •English

A stressed, procrastinating student uses a evil 90s AI program to finish his final assignments. He is willing to finish the assignments, no matter the cost.

Maison du Bonheur

August 2018 •French

When asked to make a documentary about her friend’s mother—a Parisian astrologer named Juliane—the filmmaker sets off for Montmartre with a Bolex to craft a portrait of an infectiously exuberant personality and the pre-war apartment she’s called home for 50 years.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

March 2010 •English

Greg Heffley is headed for big things, but first he has to survive the scariest, most humiliating experience of any kid’s life – middle school! That won’t be easy, considering he’s surrounded by hairy-freckled morons, wedgie-loving bullies and a moldy slice of cheese with nuclear cooties!

Fromage à râper

September 2024 •French

Nobody Else But You

January 2011 •French

The ambiguous suicide of a local beauty, weathergirl, cheese model, and Marilyn Monroe look-a-like finds an eager sleuth in David Rousseau, best-selling crime novelist. When Rousseau visits a remote Alps village for the reading of his friend's will he unwittingly, but irresistibly, gets caught in the tangled web of murder and small town politics in this off-beat mystery.

P.O.V.

September 2024 •English

A young man decides to wear a camera on his head and record every second of his life for a year.

The Wind Blows Round

June 2006 •Italian

The aging, conservative population of a small, sleepy village in the Italian Alps are surprised to see that a former French professor has settled there with his young wife and their three children to produce goat cheese, in order to escape the wrongs of civilization. At first they are suspicious of his unconventional ideas and lifestyle, then are conquered by the enthusiasm, kindness, helpfulness of the young family and start to see in them a possible rebirth of the place. But little by little misunderstandings, envy and conflicts take over.

Fromages de montagne, au sommet du gout ?

February 2020 •French