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9 1/2 Ninjas!
9 1/2 Ninjas!

9 1/2 Ninjas!

Genres

Comedy

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When corrupt real estate mogul Arnold Gruber evicts Joe and Lisa from their dwellings to make way for new buildings, martial arts-trained Joe turns sexy Lisa into his ninja disciple, and the two team up to fight back in this erotic action comedy. Gruber sends his own ninjas to eliminate Joe and Lisa, who may have trouble focusing on the enemy as they're consumed by their lust for each other.

Others

Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

87 mins

Rating

2.4/10

Release Date

24 January 1991

Country

United States of America

Cast

Michael Phenicie

Michael Phenicie

Joe Vogue

Andee Gray

Andee Gray

Lisa Thorne

Robert Fieldsteel

Robert Fieldsteel

Arnold Gruber

Magda Harout

Magda Harout

Gladys Vogue

Tommy Lister Jr.

Tommy Lister Jr.

Cutter

Don Stark

Don Stark

Sledge

Barbara Leary

Barbara Leary

Dimitri

Paul Jabara

Paul Jabara

Mr. Ninja (voice)

Sharon Lee Jones

Sharon Lee Jones

Zelda

Monty Hoffman

Monty Hoffman

Isaac

Rance Howard

Rance Howard

Ninja Negotiator

Gerald Okamura

Gerald Okamura

Master

Keaton Simons

Keaton Simons

Young Joe

Kitsan

Kitsan

Otto

Ralph Manza

Ralph Manza

Old Man

James Walker

James Walker

Bum

Kane Hodder

Kane Hodder

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