TCHAKABUM

5.0

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

October 1978 •English

After a wave of reports of mysterious attacks involving people and pets being eaten by the traditionally docile fruit, a special government task force is set up to investigate the violent fruit and put a stop to their murderous spree.

5.2

It Came from Hollywood

October 1982 •English

Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Gilda Radner and Cheech and Chong present this compilation of classic bad films from the 50's, 60's and 70's. Special features on gorilla pictures, anti-marijuana films and a special tribute to the worst film maker of all-time, Ed Wood.

2.4

The Wild World of Batwoman

January 1966 •English

Batwoman and her bevy of Batmaidens fight evil and dance.

5.8

Motel Hell

August 1980 •English

Farmer Vincent Smith and his sister Ida run a motel attached to a farm where they capture unsuspecting travelers, bury them alive, fatten them up and then harvest their bodies as ingredients for his famous brand of "smoked meats."

5.9

A Guy Thing

January 2003 •English

Paul Morse is a good guy. When his friends throw him a wild bachelor party, he just wants to keep his conscience clean -- which is why he's shocked when he wakes up in bed with a beautiful girl named Becky and can't remember the night before. Desperate to keep his fiancée, Karen, from finding out what may or may not be the truth, he tells her a teensy lie. Soon his lies are spiraling out of control and his life is a series of comical misunderstandings.

5.6

Taxi

October 2004 •English

A mouthy and feisty taxicab driver has hot tips for a green and inept cop set on solving a string of New York City bank robberies committed by a quartet of female Brazilian bank robbers.

4.6

3 Wicked Witches

January 2014 •English

When three best friends from college reunite for their 25th year reunion, revenge becomes the order of day. A possessed clown doll is sent on a mission of murder to the local frat house…

5.6

George of the Jungle

July 1997 •English

Deep in the African jungle, a baby named George, the sole survivor of a plane crash, is raised by gorillas. George grows up to be a buff and lovable klutz who has a rainforest full of animal friends: Tookie, his big-beaked toucan messenger; Ape, a witty talking gorilla; and Shep, a peanut-loving pooch of an elephant. But when poachers mess with George's pals, the King of Swing swings into action.

0.0

The Giant Horny Toad Monster

July 2011 •English

Half-Horny Toad, Half-Man! SEE "Horny Toad Man" Run AMOK & Wreak HAVOC! Starring B-Monster moviemaker & actor David Rock Nelson in a Triple-role as The MAD Dr, Horny Toad Man & as Detective ROCK. Also starring his late Dad as his fellow detective, David's Mom as herself, his brother as a hapless victim of The Monster, his girlfriend as the girl in the diner & her little cat "BOO"! Special appearances by late "Ghost hunter"/author Richard T. Crowe & Pres. of Chicago "Psychotronic Film Society" Mike Flores.

6.4

Down Periscope

March 1996 •English

Maverick Navy Lieutenant Commander Tom Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a brilliant seaman who's always wanted to command a nuclear submarine — he's been given one last chance to clean up his record. Unfortunately, Admiral Graham, his nemesis, would rather sink the fleet than give Dodge his own boat. So, Graham stacks the deck against him and assigns Dodge to the Stingray, a diesel-powered WW2 submarine that can barely keep afloat. To make matters worse, Dodge's crew is a collection of maladjusted, mistake-prone misfits. Then, he's tagged the "enemy" in a crucial war game, and ordered to take on the U.S. Navy's best.

4.5

Scarlet River

March 1933 •English

Unable to find open range near Hollywood, western actor Tom Baxter and his troop head to Judy Blake's ranch to shoot their film.

4.1

Dudley Do-Right

August 1999 •English

Royal Canadian Mountie Dudley Do-right is busy keeping the peace in his small mountain town when his old rival, Snidely Whiplash, comes up with a plot to buy all the property in town, then start a phony gold rush by seeding the river with gold nuggets.

4.9

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

June 2001 •English

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

5.3

The VelociPastor

September 2018 •English

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

8.0

Terror Of The Killer Carnivorous Coat

October 2011 •English

A group of friends struggle for survival as they are faced with the ancient, demonic evil of - the killer carnivorous coat.

5.8

Just Married

January 2003 •English

Although Tom Leezak and Sarah McNerney come from different worlds, they are both unexpectedly swept off their feet after their first meeting. They quickly fall in love and plan to get married, despite opposition from Sarah's uptight, rich family. After their wedding, the happy couple sets off - with the highest of hopes and ideals about love and marriage - on what they expect will be the perfect honeymoon in Italy. Thanks to a relentless string of bad luck with one disaster after another, and an impromptu visit from Sarah's wealthy one-time ex-lover Peter Prentiss, the newlyweds experience the honeymoon from hell that tests the limits of their young love. Is it worth throwing away their love and marriage?

0.0

All the Love Heaven Allows

April 1952 •

A shoe salesman and a tailor respectively fall in love with two sisters, Yuk-sin and Yuk-ling, both reputed singers on the radio. The men devise various schemes to meet the two women. Fourth Aunt, the sisters' mother, treats the two women as commodities to be traded off to the highest bidder, greedily making money off their talents by arranging lucrative concerts. The shoe salesman and the tailor disguise themselves as rich men to get close to their dream lovers. Finally, the sisters are won over by true love.

0.0

Up Front

March 1951 •English

Military comedy set during WWII, inspired by Bill Mauldin's popular newspaper cartoons of soldiers "Willie" and "Joe".

0.0

EarthBound Saga 5

October 2024 •English

Can Ness and Paula save the town of Threed from a zombie invasion before Ness transforms into one of the walking dead? Not without the help of their new friend Jeff Andonuts, assuming they can learn how to get along. Sinister hotels, furious carnies, cryptic creatures, and macabre marionettes — all obstacles they’ll encounter on their quest to defeat the mysterious (and disgusting) Master Belch. In 1995, the Bensons and their group of friends set out to create an ambitious movie inspired by EarthBound. Almost thirty years later, UbseyMovies and Marty Fishman Productions proudly present the long-awaited fifth chapter of EB Saga.

5.6

My Best Friend's Girl

September 2008 •English

Lovestruck Dustin is dating Alexis, his ideal girlfriend, but when she dumps him for coming on too strong, Dustin takes drastic measures to win her back. He asks his best friend Tank to take her on the worst rebound date imaginable - his side job - so that she will come running back to him, and Tank reluctantly agrees. However, Alexis is more than a match for Tank's shock tactics and he begins to really fall for her, leaving him torn between loyalty to Dustin and his growing attraction toward Alexis.